Dear Diary,
You may be wondering why I haven't written since embarking on the Great Weight Loss Experience. Perhaps I ate 12 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and have been reeling from the shame and guilt of it.
Perhaps it's because I was hit by a Mack truck and am only now regaining the use of my fingers.
Perhaps I moved to Tibet and had trouble getting my internet service connected.
Perhaps I said "to heck with it" and decided to just vacuum out all the excess baggage so I no longer need to undergo a "program".
Perhaps life got the better of me for a month and I was simply unable to keep up with the updates.
Yes... we'll go with that.
Seriously, though, things got crazy for me so I haven't been writing. I HAVE been working out, but since I was also experiencing the monthly bloat and weight gain associated with being a woman, I did NOT weigh myself. I will wait until Saturday for that.
I do have so much to share, but I will dole it out in small doses rather than regurgitate everything in one letter. Needless to say, I feel fabulous!
Affectionately,
Jane
You may be wondering why I haven't written since embarking on the Great Weight Loss Experience. Perhaps I ate 12 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and have been reeling from the shame and guilt of it.
Perhaps it's because I was hit by a Mack truck and am only now regaining the use of my fingers.
Perhaps I moved to Tibet and had trouble getting my internet service connected.
Perhaps I said "to heck with it" and decided to just vacuum out all the excess baggage so I no longer need to undergo a "program".
Perhaps life got the better of me for a month and I was simply unable to keep up with the updates.
Yes... we'll go with that.
Seriously, though, things got crazy for me so I haven't been writing. I HAVE been working out, but since I was also experiencing the monthly bloat and weight gain associated with being a woman, I did NOT weigh myself. I will wait until Saturday for that.
I do have so much to share, but I will dole it out in small doses rather than regurgitate everything in one letter. Needless to say, I feel fabulous!
Affectionately,
Jane
