My Qualifications

Allow me to tell you about my extensive qualifications that give me the authority to speak to you on the subject of weight loss.

First of all, I have over 35 years of experience in eating junk food, including at least 30 years' expertise in potato chips and snickers, a 25 year history of Mountain Dew, the leading mainstream soft drink in both sugar and caffeine content. Apart from the requisite pizza, chocolate, and ice cream, I have been the successful eater of mashed potatoes and pasta, both of which I have consumed with copious amounts of butter.

In addition to my extensive experience as a junk food consumer, I have spent many years successfully avoiding health clubs and gyms throughout the Midwest and Southern California. While as a young adult my career consisted of physically taxing work which eliminated a need for such barbaric establishments, for the past 15-odd years my career path has led to much more sedentary work, more commonly referred to as "the desk job."

As if the aforeto mentioned qualifications are not enough, I am also proud to say that in recent years the birth of two children in as many years has added GREATLY to my expertise in the topic of weight loss and the need of it.

While I am neither a physician, nor a nutritionist, nor a fitness instructor, I hope you will find that I am more than qualified to tell you MY story of how I dropped 40 pounds in 5 months, WITHOUT crash diets, WITHOUT strange concoctions, and WITHOUT acai berry supplemental junk.