Hello... My name is Jane... and I'm on a Quest for the Ultimate Bod.
I have over 35 years of experience in junk food consumption, including at least 30 years' expertise in potato chips and Snickers, a 25 year history of Mountain Dew. In addition to the requisite pizza, chocolate, and ice cream, I have been the successful overeater of mashed potatoes and pasta, both consumed with copious amounts of butter.
In addition to my extensive experience as a junk food consumer, I have spent many years successfully avoiding health clubs and gyms throughout the Midwest states and Southern California. As a young adult my career consisted of physically taxing work which eliminated a need for such barbaric establishments, but for the past 15-odd years my career path has led to much more sedentary work, more commonly referred to as "the desk job."
As if the aforeto mentioned qualifications are not enough, I am also proud to say that in recent years the birth of two children in as many years has added GREATLY to my expertise in the topic of weight loss and the need of it.
While I am neither a physician, nor a nutritionist, nor a fitness instructor, I hope you will let me take you on a Quest for the Ultimate Bod.
Affectionately,
Jane
I have over 35 years of experience in junk food consumption, including at least 30 years' expertise in potato chips and Snickers, a 25 year history of Mountain Dew. In addition to the requisite pizza, chocolate, and ice cream, I have been the successful overeater of mashed potatoes and pasta, both consumed with copious amounts of butter.
In addition to my extensive experience as a junk food consumer, I have spent many years successfully avoiding health clubs and gyms throughout the Midwest states and Southern California. As a young adult my career consisted of physically taxing work which eliminated a need for such barbaric establishments, but for the past 15-odd years my career path has led to much more sedentary work, more commonly referred to as "the desk job."
As if the aforeto mentioned qualifications are not enough, I am also proud to say that in recent years the birth of two children in as many years has added GREATLY to my expertise in the topic of weight loss and the need of it.
While I am neither a physician, nor a nutritionist, nor a fitness instructor, I hope you will let me take you on a Quest for the Ultimate Bod.
Affectionately,
Jane
