Under the Wagon

Dear Diary,
In typical Jane fashion, when it comes to trying to lose weight and put my own health first, I have not only fallen off the wagon, I have gotten caught in the wagon spokes and been dragged under it. For miles.

I am ashamed to see that my last post was April 14th.  It is now Memorial Day weekend, and let's face it girls, ain't nobody gonna start a diet on Memorial Day and live to tell about it. So in true Scarlet O'Hara fashion, tomorrow is another day and so I am climbing back on the wagon.  Who's with me?

This time I am ready.  I am armed with 1) a decent bathroom scale, 2) a book called "The Daniel Fast" by Susan Gregory, and 3) a new job where everyone looks so hot and tiny that feeling like the bloated, uncomfortable, undisciplined past-my-prime chickola that I currently am is no longer an acceptable state of existence.

Affectionately,
Jane

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